i am a self-sustaining entity.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

i recall a rather abrupt conversation i had with a survey girl on the streets yesterday. it's easy to see why:

Girl: Hi sir may i have a minute of your time?
Sammybear: Go ahead.

G: I'm from XX company and I'm here to conduct a simple survey on purchasing behavior. This would be over very fast.
S: Ok.

G: How may I address you sir?
S: Sammy.

G: Nice to meet you Sammy. I'm Adeline. May I know your occupation?
S: I'm a product tester.

G: Oh. A product tester? Namely what product?
S: I test mattresses for their spring and durability.

G: Mattresses? Am I safe to say it's a desk job? Or can I put you under manufacturing? How do you test it?
S: I have sex on them from 8 to 5.

G: Erm....

and it was all downhill from that point. i get serious kicks really. a cheap thrill perhaps but nothing amuses me more than to break the human psyche and predict emotions. and besides a well crafted prank is. as i always say. priceless.

sammy says. at 10:23 AM