Wednesday, February 07, 2007

getting up in the morning
is like a battle for supremacy between your body and your mind

if you know what i mean. snooze, you lose.

still i managed the unthinkable. waking up at 7 am and only snoozing for 5 minutes before i made it for 8am class on time. of course my consolation was that this is one of the last few times i wake up at ungodly hours for academic purposes.

there is a term i coined for all students out there. in primary, varsity, whateverthefuck. it's called

dementia academia

–noun

Definition: the severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity and personality integration, due to interests of a university, college, or academy

some examples of such ruthless acts executed or influenced by representatives of so-called 'education' are:

Waking up at inhumane times such as 6am.
Intense mental torture caused by sitting for exams.
Anxiety attacks for those who don't prepare for above-mentioned exams. e.g me.
Psychological trauma when receiving grades for above-mentioned exams. coincidentally me again.
Delirium when trying to meet project deadlines.
Suicidal tendencies when project deadline is discovered to be the next day.
Physical duress when confined to classroom for entire day. Only happens if you're below varsity.
Claustrophobia due to having only toilet cubicles to smoke in discreet. DEFINATELY NOT ME = )
Bloodlust if your classmate is me.

and it wouldnt surprise you that that is just the tip of the iceberg. buuuuuuuuuuut i won't wish to receive a letter from the Ministry of Education to shut my dear blog down. so i shall leave my comments to myself.

which leads me to my ending statement and thought of the day:

Stress is just a state of mind.

sammy says. at 11:56 PM