i am a self-sustaining entity.

Friday, January 19, 2007

my schoolmates are all after my ass for projects...

and then there's:

medical check-up
Lucid Dream GM
Work
Jon's little get-together
extended techniques bass prac for next week's gig

to contemplate.

so... let me leave you with something i fished out from my documents folder. it's dated quite a while back but i removed it from my blog for fear my supervisor (i blogged it when i was having attachment) might chance upon it if she cookied or keylogged or whatever hacker shit.

enjoy a day in Bear's History.

"hello hi its approximately 5.15pm now. just one friggin' more hour to go before i knock off the week and embark on some self-gratifying TGIF! ok maybe not that big a deal cos i got to go back to work. nevertheless it is some welcome reprieve considering i've been doing 2 jobs for the past 3 weeks already. grrr.

so what have i learnt from IPP thus far.. mmm.
-i've improved my chinese immensely due to all the YES 9.33fm (the only workstation in the whole office with a working radio! praise technology.)

-developed an extra keen sense of hearing so i can differentiate between my supervisor (high thrreat), civilians as well as rabbits footsteps. this is extremely crucial because my back is facing the walkway so anybody can walk by and take a peek. nosey parker.

-perfected the art of Typewriting. that is typing and not being able to see what you type cos you have to minimise the screen till its as small as an ant's penis. this skill is extremely difficult to learn as you gotta have great sense. but i've matserde it of coruse.

-Develop a voracious appetite. or at least become a master storyteller so you can satisfy your boss when she asks how you manage to eat a 1.5 hours lunch.

-sleep in all environments. eg toilet. a 20 min nap at strategic times (half an hour after lunch) works wonders in sustaining you. it helps too if your toilet has air con, auto light switch-off powersaving mode and no more than 5 males on the same floor. now we just need a comforter, pillow and two hot schoolgirl twins.....

but honestly you think people really put in 8 hours of pure work? wouldnt you feel unbalanced too if you've got to slug your guts out for a pittance? life's all about taking risks and seizing the day. knowing when to prioritise and focus your energies saves you lot more time and gets you more recognition as well. my knowledge of this art is so in-depth, i managed to survive on tips in a JAPANESE RESTAURANT for 1 month. hell i think they would rather roll cigarettes with their notes then tip you. nah its just not in their culture to tip. ho-hum.

tonight's gonna be another night of drunken-lovin' if my memory serves me right. yesterday was a ball though. sitting on top of a multi-storey carpark with jeremy with a bottle of premium shochu in tow. chatting about stocks, liars, love gone wrong and grand theft. ah the wonders of alcohol. poetically, the shouchu sums up our friendship. something that tastes so damn good has to be aged for a long time. and the fact that yam was used in the distilling proves that weird mixes do result in fantastic and unexpected results. of course it doesnt happen everyday. dont even get me started on the alcohol bit.

urhh. too much to say. too lazy to say it. hope i have a good jamming session tmr. ciao."

sammy says. at 12:23 AM