Wednesday, March 01, 2006
today i am considerably happy. which i have not been for a considerably long time. i consider myself genuinely elated because my mum made good her word to get me something fanfuckingtastic for being such a model son. which i consider to be really quite a good idea. and its about time cos upon consideration, i cant really remember the last time she got me something really glam. and of course i'm not gonna tell you guys what it is considering how much i love suspense. oh i can hear the swears right now. its just really expensive and something i can be really proud of. coming from my most beloved mum.. *swoons* definately without consideration.
anyway i was on my way to work today when the weirdest thing occured to me. some woman behind me told me that i had some tissue paper stuck below my shoe while i was on the escalator leaving the bugis mrt station. she was gonna recruit me for a job. can you guys guess what job it is?
woman: "you've got something below your shoe"
me: "oh yes. thank you. i'll better unstick it. mmm i think i'll kick it to the side so nobody else steps on it"
(i sweep it aside and walk towards parco when she stops me)
woman: "erm are you interested in a part time job"
me: *WTF? shock la* "oh actually i'm heading to one right now"
woman: "would you be interested in a career in sales. you can be promoted to manager if your performance is good. my company is currently expanding"
me: "oh i have quite a hectic shedule actually. i work till 11pm every night and i attend school at 8.30am every day"
woman: "it doesnt matter. why dont you give it a shot. many ns men and poly students work for us. we even have university graduates in the company. it has good prospects. so when are you free? you want to come down for an interview"
me: "but i'm incapicitated everyday"
woman: "you can come down on saturday. 2-3pm. i'll reserve a slot. by the way can i have your phone number so i may contact you"
me: (give her my number and name) "i cant make promises. but keep in contact"
*for fucking real you think i'm gonna waste my precious saturday on that crap?!*
woman: "where is your restaurant anyway?"
me: "oh its at liang seah street"
woman: "actually i'm headed there now. are we going in the same direction"
me: *WTF?! dont you ever give up bitch?* "erm nah i'm headed to the supermarket to get a beverage"
(i then departed and walked the back lane to my restaurant. carefully avoiding above-mentioned woman.)
so you guys got what the fuck she's asking me to do yet? it is.. mmm did you get it right? or did it never cross your mind. her restaurant is actually above a fucking steamboat restaurant. so what the hell could it be? could it be my pedestal for greatness? my destiny? oh no what could it be?! dont keep me in suspense anymore! it is of course the venerable MLM. multi-motherfucking-level-marketing. you think i will give 2 fucks about that? puhlease i'm not dumb.
on a lighter note i actually have a chance of earning USD$20 from my game tonight! wish me good luck! long live KOL!
sammy says. at 12:04 AM
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