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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Confessions of a Lazy Boy

i am stricken with guilt. errgh. its that feeling you wish you can shake off. it clings on you like a foul smell. like the heavy stench of oil in your hair after a visit to the steamboat place at marina bay. or, or, like that cigarette smell on your brand new $60+ shirt you just bought. speaking of shirts, i only do have one 70 or 60 plus t-shirt in my closet. but i would never have bought something so overpriced myself. its that silly girl. oh yes back to my point. about smells. no about guilt. yes that feeling of guilt.

so i'm about to do something unprecedented. in my case at the very least. i will make a series of confessions. of the things i didnt do and intend to do. (hence the guilt) things i feel like keeping to myself. and basically just confessions i would not otherwise not let out. i'm just experimenting since cos this blog's sitting there and i dont know if anyone's gonna read it. and its also part of my grand scheme of things on how to stop procrastinating and generally just improving my life. thats my new resolution anyway. heh. maybe if it works i'll confess here more in future. i'm just joking you prying like rat.

- i'm supposed to meet grace now! she's supposed to have woken up already but SHE must choose to sleep SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO late. such that 1472905649567546 phone calls wont wake her up. grrrr. feel like going over there now and strangling her. the weather's perfect now dear. perfect for the beach. but of course it wont be once you've woken up. havent you guys all watched the classic kit kat commercials? yeah that's what i'm talking about.

- POPtart tonight! i'm dying to go there with shan! its the only event i'm willing to drag my body into. fanfuckingtastic indie rock and roll! or is that electronica. face it i suck at identifying genres. anyway that shit's so good it'll make a believer out of you trust me. HOMEclub. the place to be at. BUT the thing is i CANT go tonight! i have 5 reports more to write! i am only half done with the most of them and i must finish them by sun to get to enjoy that day off! AND here's the deal. i havent told shan i cant go yet! ZoMG OMFG WTF! anyway by the time somebody tells him or he reads this blog himself i would probably have told him myself. so dont you go squealin' you little punk.

- AND YES MY REPORTS! due next week. one's on MUSIC TRENDS - EMO. one's on CLUBBING in Singapore. one's on A SHOCKING REVELATION. and one's on a MOVIE review. oh yes all these are for the magazine i'm writing for a final project. FABulouS stuff if i might say so myself. i'll publish all of the finished articles on my blog so all you mofos out there can snigger and criticise and laugh. but please tag to see any mistakes ok? all will be rolled out past midnight . unless of course shan manages to brainwash me to attend POPtart. then of course you can all pelt him with rotten eggs for making you miss out on modern literature. = ) tata.

sammy says. at 11:19 AM