what is smoking? according to the dictionary, it is "the act of smoking tobacco or other substances."
why do people smoke?
- i want to lose weight
- want to look cool like james dean
- i've got too much money
- i'm a bad guy and i definately wont die a horrible way
- i don't know what to do with my hands
- all my other friends smoke
- marley smoked weed and there is no weed here
- i need to destress
- i need to add cancer to my portfolio of ailments
- i need to hold something and a penis is rather indecent
see we all have reasons. but my point is not why you should quit smoking. rather, it is what type of cigarettes you should smoke. rolling tobacco (a.k.a rollies) or cigarettes (a.k.a cancer sticks). see the obvious link now? yes you are stupid.
and while i know all you jackasses smoke all the wayang brand cigarettes, i shall list down 2 of MY favourites for comparisons. are they are...
and while i know all you jackasses smoke all the wayang brand cigarettes, i shall list down 2 of MY favourites for comparisons. are they are...
MILD SEVEN SUPER LIGHTS.
and followed by our representatives from the rollies...
BUTTERFLY HANDROLLING TOBACCO
- good
- very good
- fanfuckingtastic
- expensive = (
and followed by our representatives from the rollies...
BUTTERFLY HANDROLLING TOBACCO
- good
- very good
- fanfuckingtastic
- cheaper
yah i know the mild shag part is getting to you. but the ridiculous name more than justifies the taste! its not mild shag, its hard core jap! ok after careful analysis, i found out that the difference between this two brands is that the latter is cheaper. by $1.50 in fact. and it lasts at least 2 times longer. word!
honestly price aside, wouldn't you want to know what the fuck goes into that thing your puffing at? you cancel out the carbon monoxide, nitrogen and all the nasty stuff to preserve the leaves. or just click here i'm lazy to explain. or you can smoke handrolls, control the amount of tobacco you want and inhale less chemicals. the best part is you get to boast that you make your own cigarettes instead of filling up phillip morris's coffers. joy!
argh fuck i need to sleep.
honestly price aside, wouldn't you want to know what the fuck goes into that thing your puffing at? you cancel out the carbon monoxide, nitrogen and all the nasty stuff to preserve the leaves. or just click here i'm lazy to explain. or you can smoke handrolls, control the amount of tobacco you want and inhale less chemicals. the best part is you get to boast that you make your own cigarettes instead of filling up phillip morris's coffers. joy!
argh fuck i need to sleep.